I've been wondering how on earth S2 can get a girlfriend. I thought maybe she's uh...special. Or guys never hit on her. Or she has quirks that turn all guys away.

1. Found out she thinks S2 is calm. Strike 1

2. She can't think for herself. Ever. She called him to tell her whether or not she should go to sleep. Strike 2.

3. She needed help setting up and plugging into a router. A frakking router. And she's out.